How do you make a baby?

Question

Hi everyone. I'm 28, my husband is 26, and we want to have children. The only problem is that we both don't know how. My husband asked his parents and they said he too young to understand. I tried asking my parents and they told me that a stork (whatever that is) will fly down and drop off a baby at our doorstep. I knew that answer sounded bogus to me so I tried looking up the answer on the family computer, but it was blocked out. My husband asked one of his buddies at church and said we have to sleep together in the same bed. We tried sharing a bed for the past 8 nights and still nothing has happened. What do we do? Do we just wait for a baby to show up on our doorstep? We live in North Dakota my husband thinks the baby might freeze if we don't notice it in time. After all it is winter. When should we expect this baby to arrive so that we don't have to spend all day looking out the door window?

Answer 1

No. You have to have sexual intercourse. Sexual intercourse is where he sticks his penis inside of your vagina and you have sex. You go up and down when you do this. He will eventually ejaculate inside of you which has sperm. Sperm is the liquid that comes out of the penis. Sooner or later it will reach into one of your eggs. It will then produce a baby. If you do end up doing this I hope you know it will hurt you the very first time you have sex. Hope it goes well.

Answer 2

You're joking. You're not 28, and your husband is not 26. Stop fooling around, you're just a child.



You have SEX. Sex. Your "husband" sticks his penis in your vagina until he cums (white stuff shoots out). If you're lucky, a baby will grow inside of you for 9 months. Then, you have to push a baby out of your vagina.

Answer 3

With sugar and spice and everything nice

Answer 4

Obvious troll is PAINFULLY obvious.

Answer 5

Steal one from someone else. Then kill it. Video tape its death and post it on YIA. I'd love to watch.

Answer 6

Ask your neighbour, he will do the job for you.