Question:
Is it true that if you bath a newborn baby girl with bat blood,she would never grow hair in her body??
anonymous
2008-06-21 13:14:07 UTC
Is it true that if you bath a newborn baby girl with bat blood,she would never grow hair in her body??
34 answers:
XTIAN170174
2008-06-21 14:43:08 UTC
Assuming it's true & which only a lifetime study would prove - if you're going to be sure of success, ensure it's a virgin bat and that it's hymen is 'traditionally' ruptured, though by a male bat of the same genealogical bloodline and that's at least three [ideally >4] times the age of the female.



The blood must be imbued with sage and ammonia in a plain copper basin - like a wok but without handles, more like a cymbal - it needs to be set in a heliotropic mineral bed of finely ground stone and it is essential that a church bell can be heard at the site where, and when, it is performed, or a tone from a bell must be constant throughout. Only use a glass ladle with an acid etched [frosted] handle and do not allow it to come into contact with the basin, nor should you pour from the basin into the ladle.



The absolute imperative is that the girl's umbilical cut is healed - some practitioners wear the umbilical as a garland, but this is deemed purely symbolic - and that there are no open cuts or scratches on her body of any kind - and that if bathed while awake, she must not utter a single sound nor be prevented from making one.



Of the elements, there must be no sulphur present, anyone with a skin condition must not attend, even a nervous tic that starts before the procedure is finished will cause failure. Any contagion present - even a wet/damp surface must be excluded from the prepared chamber.



...and finally - all from failed attempts;

- if there's any hair of either velous, terminal, or pubic type, even that of another person, anywhere on her body - it will fail.

- if the girl is asleep and has ever seen a bat, a picture of a bat, heard the noise a bat makes in flight & with it's sonic location - it will fail.

- if any reference to procuring bat blood is heard by the girl - specifically the words 'bat' & 'blood', it may fail and the degree of success is comparable to any future desire she has to grow hair upon her hairless body - if she associates bats & blood with hairlessness, then it will have failed.



Last of all - the blood has to be HER body temperature, not the bat's nor the room's and to bathe successfully you need at least the same amount as there is embryonic fluid in the girl's mother's womb at full term.

To warm the blood properly you must heat the powdered stone without imparting any soot into it.

If you use an electric hob/source to heat the stone - the supply must be cut & isolated, also excluded.

If the stone cools and is reheated, any condensation created will contaminate the 'theatre' and to continue will result in failure.







Always test on a small area first, if the product gets in the eyes rinse with plenty of water and drink fresh milk then consult a social worker who will ensure the child is given at least the same level of neglect in a state run care-home.



If albinoism occurs, phone the careline on 0255 255255255



If you failed to see where this was going from the off, please don't blame people for knowing the kind of response the question would elicit, nor the people answering it for expressing varying degrees of humour - just as those saying it's disgusting/they're disgusted still clicked the link instead of just ignoring it with the same level of disdain they have iterated by way of a response.



If you need further snappy disclaimer type literature, try reading a real legal & binding one in the style of ~, say Futurama, like all this is fascinating but so yesterday yet not without a lengthy wrangle in the law courts, some subplot skullduggery and a few hundred years stasis to wake up from.



If in any doubt at all, always consult a qualified shady ritual practioner with the Pewter Pentangle Certificate of Alchemical Nonsense.



May you enjoy many happy fulfilling years of parenting no matter what people think to your obscure lifestyle and how your strangely bald daughter[s] are turning out.
Skadoctor1
2008-06-21 13:19:30 UTC
what? Why on earth would you want to subject a newborn baby girl to bat blood? Im sure the diseases bats can carry should be more concerning than the fact that you are contemplating doing this. Its probably an old tale from folk lure of a custom that doesnt benefit people.
anonymous
2008-06-21 13:45:02 UTC
I doubt very much that it's true - really, how could it be? - but if you live in the same country I do, before you have a chance to find out, you will be in prison. Bats are a protected species in the UK.
?
2008-06-21 14:01:15 UTC
although i wouldn't do this myself, even if it was proven to work, i wouldn't necessarily say that its absolutely impossible that bats blood could make a baby girl forever hairless. from a scientific and medical standpoint, anyone and apparently everyone has said that it is impossible. a little presumptuous considering i'm sure no one has actually tried it, except maybe your friend. but hey, if you're cool with bathing your baby in bats blood, let me know how it goes! i guess i have to say that i believe with the right intent and focus, most anything is possible. but i wouldn't say it could be a surefire way with anyone, at the least you would have to truly believe it to work.



and hey, who is to say your friend's baby girl wouldn't have been magically hairless already! :)
Andrew
2017-01-27 23:29:57 UTC
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erika h
2008-06-21 13:25:08 UTC
Never heard of rabies. You can still catch it in this counrty from Bats!!!!!!!!!!

I Don't think that would be true. But I don't think it wise to subject a baby to try it. That would be a heakth and safety issue.
anonymous
2016-04-04 10:34:38 UTC
My son who is now 6, we used to call him lil Tom Selleck when he was born, He lots most of his hair but he still has somewhat of a hairy back. I think you may be right about having Sasquatch children he he.
anonymous
2008-06-25 07:53:43 UTC
well I heard about that a lot..... but never knew somebody that really did it..... but i read that bat's blood is one ingredient of the cosmetics in the 17th century!! so don't know! somebody has to try it :))))
Baby Berry mad for mummy juice
2008-06-21 13:21:38 UTC
why would any sane mother want to bath their baby in bats blood?
gia
2008-06-21 13:20:56 UTC
never heard that one and no its not true. body hair is genetic and if she has it in her genes she will grow body hair no matter what you do.
kjcdbh420
2008-06-21 13:50:48 UTC
who on earth told you that?!!? why would u want to bath you baby in bats blood?!?!?!
Ric
2008-06-21 13:26:49 UTC
It works if you live in the Middle Ages and your Grand Mother was burnt at the stake as a witch . . . .. .
Greer
2008-06-21 13:20:10 UTC
Gross! Your watching or reading to many vampire movies/books. Not true at all.
Roggles
2008-06-21 13:18:23 UTC
No its not true and the bats wont like it.
heyemjay
2008-06-21 13:22:19 UTC
Yup, it's also true that if you pop a couple of phoenix feathers under their cot mattress that they'll never have any cellulite. :P
maurice b
2008-06-21 13:18:42 UTC
Yea, but avoid the garlic
Kayleigh & James
2008-06-21 14:35:25 UTC
That is disgusting, People dont do that do they? Makes for bad parenting id say.
anonymous
2008-06-21 13:18:19 UTC
Where in the world did you hear that? No it is not true.
linedancer563
2008-06-21 13:22:58 UTC
I want to know where one would buy bat blood?



"Yes, where is your bat blood."



"Aisle 7, ma'am."
!.Baby #3 on the way.!
2008-06-21 13:33:40 UTC
What the hell.. Clearly you have too much time on your hands..
anonymous
2008-06-21 13:21:32 UTC
other than that's gross and why would you even think of it, where the #$%* you gonna get bat blood?
anonymous
2008-06-21 13:22:43 UTC
i would of thought it wouldnt be true, but why would you want to find out???
PerfectlyDelirious
2008-06-21 15:26:30 UTC
I would tend to think that this would constitute child abuse...
sammi
2008-06-21 13:44:57 UTC
HELL NO! there is some kind of abuse there
taxed till i die,and then some.
2008-06-21 13:21:09 UTC
No it is not true.
susana
2008-06-21 13:25:33 UTC
you are sick for even asking
$Bl@Ck BuTtAfLy$
2008-06-21 13:25:54 UTC
LOL! No ma, that is not true!

Please don't try this @ home folks!
Little Man's Mom
2008-06-21 13:46:04 UTC
That is SICK! I don't know if it is true, but please don't try it
anonymous
2008-06-21 13:21:39 UTC
I am sooooo trying that.
anonymous
2008-06-21 13:18:41 UTC
Oh, yes. I thought everybody was aware of that scientific fact?



Also, if you give her a mascara wand to use as a teether, she will never need to pluck her eyebrows!
belledeschamps
2008-06-21 13:21:01 UTC
Yes, I did it for my daughter !
ladymc
2008-06-21 13:20:22 UTC
what the hell
Steph~Devin
2008-06-21 13:22:40 UTC
what!
anonymous
2008-06-21 13:18:57 UTC
WTF?


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