Can anyone answer these questions for me, please?

Question

Ethan has turned 3 this month and started with the "why" questions. Can you please answer these questions? I'm at a loss as to how to respond to these.... :)

Why did God make everyone with his drill?

Why do we wake up in the morning?

Why does Sophie pee in the diaper? (Because she doesn't know how to pee on the potty is not good enough for him)

Why do cars make that noise( I don't know what noise he is referring to)?

Why does poop come out my butt?

Why does daddy go to work(so he can make money isn't good enough)?

Why doesn't milk come out your boobies anymore? Sophie drink it all gone? (Yes isn't good enough for him)

Why do we have to go home? (NOTHING IS good enough for this question)

So, mommies, put your thinking caps on and tell me the answers to these questions. Thanks so much! :)

Answer 1

1. Because it was a "CraftsMAN" drill...lol



2. Because that's when the sun wakes up (my 2 yr. old came in my room one morning last week, and this was her reasoning for why *I* should wake up lol)



3. Because mommy loves to change diapers.



4. Because they have engines.



5. Because it can't stay in your tummy.



6. So he can get away from unanswerable questions.



7. Because they dried up.



8. So mommy can scream into a pillow after trying her hardest to answer all your questions.



Don't you love 3 year olds! :)

Answer 2

1)Because he had to have some kind of tool to make us.

2)Because we can't sleep all the time and if we woke up at night we don't have night eyes and we would probably trip and get hurt.

3)She has figured out how to use the potty but soon she'll be going in the potty just like you. If that doesn't work explain to him she's a baby and that he use to potty in a diaper when he was that age.

4)Because if they didn't make that noise they wouldn't work.

5)Because that's the way everyone is built. If we went some where else we wouldn't work the same.

6)Because if daddy didn't go to work you couldn't have toy's and food. Without those things you wouldn't be full or have something to play with and daddy and mommy want to make sure you have what you need.

7)Because I don't have to make it anymore and once it's no longer need mommy's milk goes away.

Answer 3

Why did God make everyone with his drill? He couldnt find his screw driver.



Why do we wake up in the morning? Because our body is done resting.



Why does Sophie pee in the diaper? That is what babies do. She will pee in the potty soon, like you. A big kid. Yay!



Why do cars make that noise( I don't know what noise he is referring to)? So you know they are on.



Why does poop come out my butt? So Mr Potty can eat it. Lol



Why does daddy go to work(so he can make money isn't good enough)? He has to work so we can eat and buy clothes.



Why doesn't milk come out your boobies anymore? Sophie drink it all gone? (Yes isn't good enough for him) Mommy only has milk when there is a brand new baby. Very small



Why do we have to go home? (NOTHING IS good enough for this question) Because home is where we sleep and Santa knows where we live. If we dont go there Santa cant find us at Xmas

Answer 4

1. because his hand hurt from using his screw driver.

2. because we're not tired anymore. you can sleep in though, by all means...

3. because she's too short to reach the potty.

4. they're coughing.

5. food goes in your mouth and then the leftovers come out your butt.

6. because either mommy or daddy has to go out and make money so you can buy things like your clothes and your toys. daddy goes out, mommy stays home.

7. sophie doesn't need to nurse anymore. she's old enough to not want to but she's still too short to reach the potty.



aaand good luck with the last one :)

Answer 5

1. God likes tools so He used his favorite one to make us all



2. We wake up in the morning because there's a clock in us all that make us wake up



3. Sophie needs to get the yuckies out of the body.



4. Cars make noise so you can hear them coming down the road and not get boo boo's



5. You need to get the yuckies out of you too, just like sophie



6. Daddy goes to work because he needs money and money turns into food and juice with Daddy magic



7. The boobie fairy comes and stops milk from coming out so that way other babies can have the milk who need to grow up



8. Because mommy said so (if nothing else works, I would not fight this one and divert his attention to something else)





PS, I'm a Daddy

Answer 6

God doesn't need any tools at all.



Because we have to sleep to rest our bodies, and night time is dark so we sleep, and then we wake up when the sun rises because it's light out and we can see.



Because babies don't know how to pee in the potty, but when she gets older we will teach her how to be a girl girl, just like you're a big boy.



Because they have engines and they make noise and are loud, and some cars need to be fixed so they are really loud (lol)



Because your food has to come out somewhere, it can't stay inside forever.



Because he needs to make money so we can eat, and buy new clothes and so you and Sophie can get new toys!



Yup, Sophie drank it all up cuz she doesn't need it anymore, she's getting older and when you get older you get to eat real food like you, me and your dad!



So we can eat, play with our toys, and relax, and that's were are beds are.





These are cute! I can't wait until my daughter starts talking! My neice was the QUEEN of the why questions! But why, but why, but why...it lasts for awhile, get used to it :)

Answer 7

The constitution may be very cool... What you uncared for to deal with, nevertheless, used to be the essential change among atmosphere. A wooden ground's ambiguous and impersonal to the foot, sock or no sock. But who is going to put on socks in a rest room? Who remains barefoot in mattress? Who can without end select among 2 elementary demands of the foot? This is a deep societal trouble! You can not generalize approximately such matters! Your query is comparable to evaluating personal tastes among Dove and Hershey chocolate--IT CANNOT BE DONE! THIS IS BLASPHEMY!!! Come and ask this once more if in case you have received a way of propriety related to such concerns. I command it. So allow it's written. So allow it's performed.

Answer 8

1. Because, it turns out, making people with a hammer and nails was much too painful.

2. Because if we woke up at night, we wouldn't be able to see because it's dark.

3. Because she's a baby, and that's what babies do.

4. That sound means the car's working.

5. Because it would taste terrible if it came out your mouth.

6. So he can keep food on the table and a roof over your head.

7. It expired =P

8. Because I'm the mommy and I said so!

Answer 9

"Because Mommy says so, and that's the way it is." Maybe if you keep repeating that he'll get bored and stop asking!